The Premier League’s WORST XI this season

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At the end of another Premier League season filled with great performances, it’s always a bit of fun to look back at the worst performers that have graced the English top division this year. At a time when everyone is choosing their best team team of the year, I’ve chosen 11 players who I believe have performed the poorest this season.

Goalkeeper-

This year, Michel Vorm has had a pretty poor year by the standards he set last season. With only 7 clean sheets in his 24 appearances this year and a goals to save ratio of a minuscule 1.6, he has far from impressed. He has also performed much below par in comparison to the high standard of goalkeeping set by ‘keepers in the bottom half such as by Marshall, Speroni and Mannone (bar the odd error), who have almost single handedly kept their teams in games, something Vorm has failed to do, making errors and ultimately looking uncomfortable between the sticks.

Defenders-

Up first, I’ve gone with Left-Back Patrice Evra who seems to have lost his ability to defend this season. Evra has been part of the leaking Manchester United back line 30 times this season, being out of position too often, getting beaten on the flank and ultimately adding to United’s dramatic demise that has seen David Moyes lose his job.

Now onto another leaking defence belonging to Tottenham, and their centre-half Jan Vertonghen. Vertonghen has been very poor this year, making 3 major defensive errors, all of which led to goals scored by the opposition. After a great first season in the Premier League he has fallen off the pace, performing well under-par for large spells.

Alongside Vertonghen we have Kolo Toure who has sadly become the laughing-stock of the division. His almost laughable performances in his 20 games this year has seen him look a shadow of his former self from his time at Arsenal, making 3 major defensive errors, 2 of which led directly to goals. His highlight of his season being that comical own goal (and his reaction to it) against Fulham. However, Toure may have the last laugh as he looks likely to pick up another Premier League winners medal.

To complete the back-four, I’ve gone with another left-back in the form of Liverpool defender Aly Cissokho. Admittedly, both he and Toure have fallen out of favour at Liverpool mostly due to poor performances, but it really does emphasise how essential the forwards have been this year (most notably the ‘SAS’) for the potential champions. Cissokho’s 20 games this season led TalkSport presenter and former footballer Stan Collymore to describe him as the worst left-back he has ever seen, which sums up the Frenchman perfectly.

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Midfielders-

I’ve gone with a midfield trio, first up being Sunderland captain Lee Cattermole. The central-midfielder is a walking red card, but to give him some credit he has only received his marching orders once this year; however, with 6 yellow cards he still lacks discipline. He’s only scored 1 time this year and got no assists, admittedly this isn’t his role, but a pass accuracy of 82% is poor for a central-midfielder. He also made 2 errors leading directly to goals, adding to his poor season with bottom placed Sunderland.

Alongside Cattermole we’ve got 27 million pound man Marouane Fellaini who in his 18 games this season has far from justified his transfer fee. Fellaini has notched up no goals or assists this year, summing up David Moyes’ tenure as boss at Manchester United, with Fellaini looking a shadow of his former self from his time at Everton.

The final midfielder in my side has to be Ramires. Ramires has become the dirtiest player in the league, stamping on and kicking other players all season, leading to him receiving 8 yellow cards and 1 red in his 30 appearances this term. Antics on the pitch such as the dive against West Brom at Stamford Bridge and poor discipline such as that seen just last weekend against Sunderland (when he struck Sebastian Larsson), have made him one of the most unpopular players in the league.

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Forwards-

Just as I did in midfield, I’ve gone with a striking trio who couldn’t hit a barn door between them. Firstly, we have Ricky van Wolfswinkel. Saying the Dutchman has struggled since his reported 8.5 million move to Norwich would be an understatement, scoring only 1 goal since his arrival in the Summer. His shyness in front of goal has been the biggest issue, only having 32 shots in his 24 appearances this season. Just to put this into perspective, (although an extreme example), top goalscorer Luis Suarez has taken 166 shots in his games so far.

The final two in this team pick themselves. Roberto Soldado struggles to finish his dinner from anywhere other than the penalty spot since joining Spurs, amazingly going 1032 minutes of football during the season (October to March) without scoring a goal from open play. The 26 million pound man has far from lived up to his goalscoring reputation he gained playing in Spain, proving a disappointing signing.

To complete the team (and the bluntest forward trio you will find), we have Fernando Torres who has AGAIN had a disappointing season at Chelsea. No man has been ‘back’ more times than the 50 million pound striker, who has scored a mere 4 league goals this season. This of course frustrating his manager Jose Mourinho who has publicly claimed he has “no strikers”, adding further to Torres’ torment in another failure of a season since joining the blues from Merseyside.

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So that’s my worst XI from this season. You probably agree/disagree with several of my choices and I encourage you to leave a comment (or tweet me @LukeHastings1) to tell me YOUR worst XI from this season or alternatively any changes you would make to my team.

[ Please note that I chose these 11 from players who have played a significant amount of games this season (mostly over 20 games), which is why the likes of Erik Lamela don’t feature. ]

Thank you for reading!

(Source for statistics: Squawka.com)